@Rotonen found a laptop smashed on the side of the road, what do?

Recover data

There are thousands of BTCs inside.

Probably just dumb pictures

@Clueless consult local law enforcement rather than me, or at least bring it to electronics recycling

I don't trust electronic recycling. Just ends up in Indonesia with children burning the copper out.

They say otherwise

yeah, it needs to stay in the country, in some countries it does more than in others - not doing anything at all about it is worse, though

A bunch of places here say they keep it in country but a news place put gps tracking in a bunch of stuff and determined it was a lie.

Might be better now