I need a resume tag line.

Trying to save the world.

Owning your failures for dollars

https://hackaday.com/2014/04/04/sql-injection-fools-speed-traps-and-clears-your-record/ Typical speed camera traps have built-in OCR software that is used to recognize license plates. A clever hacker decided to see if he could defeat the system by using SQL Injection… The basic premise of this hack is that the hacker has created a simple SQL statement which will hopefully cause the database to delete any record of his license plate. Or so he (she?) hopes. Talk about getting off scot-free! The reason this works (or could work?) is because while you would think a traffic camera is only taught to recognize the license plate characters, the developers of the third-party image recognition software simply digitize the entire thing — recognizing any and all of the characters present. While it’s certainly clever, we’re pretty sure you’ll still get pulled over and questioned — but at least it’s not as extreme as building a flashbulb array to blind traffic cameras… What do you guys think? Did it work? This image has been floating around the net for a few years now — if anyone knows the original story let us know!

@Fireduck devil's advocate, do you think that'd get me hired?

dead serious, I'm willing to try submitting resumes with jokes

I don't think resumes need titles

They keyword match then phone screen

as a jokey person who hires people, any flourish just makes me stop read it and progress through the pile, simple flat lists of what you did so far are the thing

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1032939617404645376.html Thread by @atomicthumbs: "A former Tesla employee, who worked on their IT infrastructure, is posting in a subforum of a subforum, a little-knny computer forgotten by time. His NDA has expired. He has such sights to show us. Join me and I will be your […]"

So this is net

neat, yubi keys can import PGP keys, and use them for hardware decryption

supports 4096 bit keys

Probably doesn't support dstu4145

doubt it. :P