@Fireduck more hardware one cannot buy, but you should get: https://www.anandtech.com/print/13174/ibm-and-everspin-announce-19tb-nvme-ssd-with-mram-write-cache IBM And Everspin Announce 19TB NVMe SSD With MRAM Write Cache

That would hold a lot of midget porn

and you could play so many of them in parallel

Everspin? More like never spin

everspin is a rather old enterprise provider

or, well, ~10 years old, but still much rooted in high end DC HDD

Cool. Never heard of them.

Just thought it was funny for a solid state product

that's mostly just an artefact of you not having done much with mission critical servers (as in mainframes, E7 xeons, itanium, etc.)

Right. Mostly hardware has been someone else's problem or if I am touching it we are on a budget and using consumer gear