610k read IOPS claimed, first one claiming above 500k in the consumer space i've seen - no idea on if it gets hot and stalls or not - 7W is a lot of heat for a small device https://www.anandtech.com/print/13483/corsair-launches-force-series-mp510-nvme-ssd Corsair Launches Force Series MP510 NVMe SSD

close, but no cigar - something like this with two properly backed m.2 would be ideal https://www.anandtech.com/print/13489/ibase-launches-mi995-miniitx-intel-cm246based-board-for-xeon-e iBASE Launches MI995 Mini-ITX Intel CM246-Based Board for Xeon E

WTF is CNVi?

Are the rooms full of people somewhere just making these things up to screw with me?

ah, is that one for for wireless and things like that, not block devices?

yes

and yes

https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/support/articles/000026155/network-and-i-o/wireless-networking.html

they're trying to make this hard on consumers again

it was a good 10 years when 'i can attach it, it will work' was a thing